I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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