Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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