Are we in a gay sports bar?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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