It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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