She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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