return my video game
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize