It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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