why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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