try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
