like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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