Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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