guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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