There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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