I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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