CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm both gender and math confused
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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