this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
