Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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