Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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