She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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