i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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