Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So vagazzling was a success
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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