so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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