i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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