Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
pop tarts are not kleenex
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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