I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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