Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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