he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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