Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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