last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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