we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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