wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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