So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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