just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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