Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Quick, to the slutcave!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
