my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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