Dual....:-)
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guiltš
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I mean, heās listed as āAndrew DC Threesomeā in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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