I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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