and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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