Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Did I show you my penis last night?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woke up backwards on a recliner
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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