Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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