i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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