She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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