Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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