Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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