Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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