I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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