Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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