So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i dont even know how to be here
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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