worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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