Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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