You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
