I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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