my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
try to milk me bitch
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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