I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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