Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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